She says, “We’re out of coffee!” He looks at her, horrified: “That’s like… UI/UX treason.”
When they have relationship problems, they blame it on “poor user flow.”
She thinks they need more testing; he thinks they need more sleep… or maybe just a prototype for rest.
They go on a date and end up redesigning the menu for “optimal readability.”
Their love language? Finding bugs in each other’s prototypes.
She says, “We’re UI/UX addicts.” He says, “Correction: UI/UX perfectionists.”
When they argue, he blames the “user experience” – she blames “a lack of empathy testing.”
She insists on feedback; he insists on “just one more iteration.”
Their vacation plans? A field test of their latest app design.
She dreams in wireframes; he dreams in coffee stains on user flows.